Posted by
JP on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 10:14:40 AM
Liberals: A Puzzlement!
by Burt
Prelutsky [scriptwriter] 10/15/07
I’ll
come right out and admit that I understand Islamic terrorists far
better than I do American liberals. After all, once you realize that
young Muslims are taught by their religious leaders that our nation is
militarily powerful and technologically advanced because we cut a deal
with Satan, you can see where they’d be upset with us. But what is the
deal with liberals? How to explain their mushy heads? Was it something
weird in their baby formula? Were they potty-trained when they were too
young or, more likely, too old? Or is it simply something in their DNA?
Are their chromosomes slightly out of whack, the way it is with
homosexuals and the transgender crowd?
I’m
serious. Why else would Americans so resent the United States having
more influence in the world than, say, Luxembourg or Lichtenstein? Why
do they seem to have no rooting interest in capitalism prevailing over
all the other isms? Do they think that the reason they live so much
better than the typical Russian or Turk is because they, themselves,
are intellectually superior? Fat chance! [more]