Posted by
JP on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 10:09:07 AM
And The Award Goes To… Chris Matthews?!
by Burt
Prelutsky [scriptwriter] 11/12/07
There
are two kinds of awards in the world -- good ones and bad ones. It is
simple enough to distinguish between them. I am the recipient of the
former and other people are recipients of the latter. But if it were
up to me, there would be a moratorium on all of them. They just keep
getting dumber and dumber. I mean, I refuse to believe that I’m the
only person who is sick and tired of seeing the likes of Michael Moore and
Al Gore win Oscars and people like
Yasser Arafat, Jimmy Carter and Al Gore, taking home Nobel Peace
Prizes.
Let’s
face it, if they simply drew names out of a hat, the folks who hand out
these things could hardly do worse. At least on “Dancing With the
Stars,” the winners have to know how to do a mean tango. [more]