Posted by
JP on Monday, October 13, 2008 9:35:01 AM
by Burt Prelutsky [scriptwriter]
Let
me state for the record that I do not want to be president. For one
thing, I don’t want to move east because I hate cold weather. For
another, I make it a point to avoid any event that requires a suit and
tie, and, so far as I can tell, the president has to get dressed up to
go to the bathroom. Besides, the mere thought of having to spend time
with people like Robert Byrd, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry,
Barney Frank, Harry Reid and Christopher Dodd, is enough to give me a
migraine. However, if the only alternative to my having to take the job
is for Barack Obama to get it, I’ll make the sacrifice.
So, my question is, if I’m willing to give up nice weather and
tennis shorts for the good of our beloved country, why isn’t John
McCain at least willing to take off the kid gloves? Read the rest of this entry »