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Listen Up, John McCain


by Burt Prelutsky [scriptwriter]

As you may have guessed, I don’t personally know the Republican candidate for president.  I’ve never met him and I expect I never will.  I’m sure that if I’d been in a position to fork over $5,000 for dinner at a fund-raiser, it could have been easily arranged.  However, I have one unbreakable rule: If I pay $5,000 to have dinner with someone, he’s then going to have to cough up $5,000 pretty darn quick to have dinner with me.  And, frankly, he’d get a lot more for his money than I’d get for mine.  That’s because he couldn’t help me become a better writer, but I could certainly help him get elected.

For openers, I’d tell him to quit treating Obama like an equal.  Read the rest of this entry »


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